Big Funeral Energy

Carol Ballantine can’t stop writing about funerals. Irish, Catholic funerals, to be precise.

My Ah Mah

Every family needs a villain. Someone to talk about, with lowered voices and raised eyebrows, when we meet at wedding dinners and baby full-moon parties.

One Under | Richard Lakin

One Under

‘I’m back at the station when the radio crackles. A man is on the tracks at Royal Oak. Seven minutes in the car, trying not to grip the arm rest. I’m out first, tugging on gloves as I run. “He’s out there now. You need to move him.”‘

Statue of a foetus

Sense of Infertility

‘If grief has a taste, then it tastes like the memory of the chips that we ate by the sea when we talked about baby names, back when the future was still family-sized.’

black cat

Born to Be Wildish

‘On my final attempt to flee I had maybe $1.35 in my pocket and a sturdy bike to whisk me to the farthest corner of town.’

Brown cow's eye

The Corpse We Planted Last Year

Bleach-soaked carpets. Piles of burning corpses. Elizabeth Briggs remembers how the Foot and Mouth epidemic of 2001 scarred local Worcestershire farms.

Budgies in a cage

We All Know Mr Jones

Mr Jones lived down the terraced houses at the end of our street. You’d never have known. There wasn’t anything obvious about him. Often he’d be out in his front garden, mowing, or pruning, or painting a window frame. He’d call out Good Afternoon and…

Flight paths

LXX

‘I was out in the open; there was no time to make a futile run towards the plane before the block of flats tumbled down, over my house.’

Two painted oranges

The Oranges Scenario

‘I let Damian do his project on serial killers in Iowa. This seemed like a bad idea, which was the point.’